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In The Beginning, Man Created God

You may purchase slaves from among the foreigners who live among you. You may also purchase their children. You may treat them as property -- billboard wisdom, biblical ethics, slavery, leviticus

Please don't indoctrinate me with religion. Teach me to think for myself. (billboard wisdom, children)

'If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty peices of silver to her father.' - God -- (deuteronomy, quotes, biblical ethics)

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