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Christian mom to atheist son

That awkward moment... When you realize your Christian Dad would kill you if his imaginary friend told him to..-- abraham, awkward, christianity, fanaticism, infanticide

Russelsteapot.com - 'Dad, what if I don't go to heaven' - 'Nonsense! Just believe in Jesus and you'll make it.' - 'But say - just hypothetically - that I didn't believe and ended up in hell.. Would your eternal happiness be affected by the knowledge that your son is suffering horribly in ever-lasting fire?' - 'No, son. In heaven, God wipes your memory of all the things that could possibly make you unhappy.' - 'So perfect happiness requires perfect ignorance..' - 'Exactly.' - 'And that's why we're Christian?' - 'Bingo!' - fire, hell, happiness, comic

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