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-Evidence for evolution -- Evidence for Creationism-- bible, creationism, evidence, evolution

Sure ya did...-- adam and eve, creationism, evolution, westboro baptists

'Thanks to our tireless efforts, all public schools will teach creationism instead of the theory of evolution!' - 20 years later - 'Is there a cure' - 'No, but according to the latest research, the bacteria eatingyour brain really look designed!'' -- comic, design, medicine, science

Evolution Shouldn't Be Taugh in Public Schools - Editorial - 'This is a response to the letter of Feb 28. Let me just say that I have proof that evolution does not work and should not be mentioned in public schools. First proof is that last year I planted some plants in my garden. Now, the package on the seeds said tomato, but I had faith in this evolution theory that you speak of and knew they would evolve into watermelons. Well, to my dismay, they were just common old red tomatoes. You would not believe how upset I was. Last night I looked at my children and thought, what a wonderful thing has evolved out of the two pet fish I have. No wait, I still have my pet fish and two of the greatest gifts God could send someone like myself that I call my children. In fact, I looked up my family tree and traced it back over 200 years and could not find anyone who ever had fins or scales. If you want to teach your family that they evoled then that is your right, but please don't confuse facts with some theory you subscribe to. I do not know how children are born and how everything is in perfect place in the body, but I am pretty sure chance had nothing to do with it. One day when I die, I will be sure to ask the Maker of the heavens and everything under them how He does it, and I will teach my children that all on this Earth is from God - not some fish that decided to climb out of the water and decided to be a human.' - Anthony Tester - creationism, evolution, fail, schools, newspaper

God - Do you really think a being that is intelligent enough to create the entire universe would be so arrogant and petty that he would have people suffer for eternity if they won't be his cheerleader

Creationism: Because it's a lot easier to read one book than a bunch of hard ones-- bible, creationists, dinosaurs, reading, science, willful ignorace

Creationism -- You can get away with anything as long as you say God wants you to -- dinosaurs, god, guns, crationism, history

Tim Minchin - "“When I was in America last I read a survey, an analysis, actually, a meta-analysis of many surveys done over a 15 year period about American beliefs, and turns out Americans at a rate of 48-51%, um, don’t believe in evolution.   Um, which is, like…   Half.   And on top of that 50-odd% a further 38-40% of Americans believe that biological evolution has occured, but believe it was initiated by, and has since been kind of administered by um, Go-   God.   Leaving a very small percentage of Americans who are right.     It’s not my theory, uhh.   I’ve done material about evolution before in Australia and in Britain and it barely raises as eyebrow, it’s just worth a chuckle, but in America it’s quite contentious to do comedy about evolution, y’know, it gets a gasp, it’s the equivalent of doing material about fisting anywhere else. It’s quite confronting for them.   I’ve been heckled by a man in the front row in New York, loudly defending his disbelief in evolution. I’ve been pulled aside in foyers by people defending their disbelief in evolution in the same terms, interestingly enough, it’s the same defence that the intelligent design movement uses in the high courts of American States to try and sneak at pseudo science into American high schools, and that defence is always: “But evolution is only a theory!”   Which is true, I mean, it is a theory and it’s good that they say that, I think, it gives you hope, doesn’t it, that maybe they feel the same way about the theory of gravity.  And they might just float the fuck away.”